Perfection is a Bark Away. You've never seen a dog so obsessed.
Pawtrick Bateman is no ordinary Doberman—he's the Vice President of Fetch & Fetch Asset Management and the undisputed king of flawless portfolios. Obsessed with curating the perfect collection of tokens, Pawtrick doesn't just invest—he eliminates anything he deems “unworthy.” His favorite line? “I need to return some tokens.”
When he's not busy evaluating the “bone-white” paper of every new project, Pawtrick spends hours critiquing business cards. They have to be just right—elegant, off-white, with a subtle watermark, or they're out.
And let's not forget his iconic work playlists. Pawtrick loves playing “Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?” at full blast before making cuts to his portfolio. His ruthless trades are always accompanied by the classics. After all, nothing says “perfect” gains like a little Phil Collins.
Pawtrick Bateman: the Doberman with a bone-chilling grin and an eye for perfection. Because, in the world of memecoins, being well-groomed is only second to having a killer portfolio.
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